"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."—Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003
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"I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Everyonce in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I mighthave written that."" — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#210 1.3 billion pounds of peanuts are produced in Georgia each year.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
One Liners
Q: What's the definition of macho? A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
A man robbed an adult video store in Edmonton, Alberta, in
December, and at press time was still at large.
However, the clerk got a good look at him because he was
carrying a gorilla mask with him, and only after
he had picked up the money and cut the telephone line did he put
the mask on and walk out.
Just another example of making a monkey out of yourself.
This message makes me first.
Leonard Fong....Chinese Dutch Uncle
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