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Man Arrested For Turning Home Into Chicken Coop

By: PhantomPublished: 02/21/1999
 
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CHICAGO (Reuters)
- A Chicago man was arrested for endangering the life of his children because he had turned his home into a chicken coop, police said Thursday.

Police investigating barnyard sounds in a neighborhood west of downtown Chicago said they looked in a window of a house and saw chickens in cages and others running freely about the house.

When they entered the home they found Juan Valdez, 29, and his four children, ages 5, 4, 2 and 9 months, living in ''deplorable conditions,'' a police spokesman said.

Police said the children and their mother, who was not identified, were taken to a hospital to be evaluated and then released. The children were then turned over to child welfare officials.

The mother was not charged, but police said they did not have more information about her.

Valdez was arrested Wednesday and charged with four counts of endangering the life and health of children, which is a misdemeanor charge. Valdez was ordered to report to court in April for a hearing.

Ninety-three birds, including chickens, roosters, hens, pheasant and quail, were confiscated by the city's animal control unit.

Police said they had not determined why the man was keeping the livestock in his home.

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    and here we thought he was just into coffee

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