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After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
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#148 The tallest man was 8 ft. 11 in.
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Q: Why do breasts' have nipples?
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 Set Free | | By: Phantom | Published: 02/01/1999 | | |  |
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Jail officials in Linn County, OR, have banned underwear for male inmates,
explaining that it costs too much money to replace T-shirts and drawers, which keep disappearing.
Sherrif Dave Burright said some items were flushed down the toilet, resulting in a $200 bill to unclog the sewer lines.
Also, this summer an inmate tried to hang himself with the elastic waistband
from his briefs.
So far, only one prisoner has complained, claiming it is a constitutional right for inmates to have underwear, according to Burright, who noted, "I don't remember Thomas Jefferson putting anything about underwear in the Constitution."
I think they'll get used to it. Just think, it provides easier access for "play time"
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