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And Why the Hell Do They Need Uniforms? Dennis FitzSimons, the chief executive of the company that owns the Chicago Cubs, said today that staff reductions would be needed to bring costs in line with other properties in the Tribune Co. portfolio.
07.19.2006
Lightning Kills Motorcyclist A motorcyclist died after he was struck by lightning while riding in rush hour traffic between Denver and Boulder ...
06.22.2006
Snake Fails To Show Up For Wedding ... Honestly A woman who fell in love with a snake has reportedly married the reptile at a traditional Hindu wedding celebrated by 2,000 guests in India's Orissa state.
06.08.2006
"I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time."
-H. L. Mencken
