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Team Gets Itch To Wash Its Jockstraps

By: PhantomPublished: 02/27/1999
 
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LONDON (Reuters)
Members of English first division Portsmouth soccer team want to save money by washing their ownjockstraps.

Players at the club, which is seven million pounds ($11.50 million) in debt, have been told by manager Alan Ball that 112 pounds ($183.4) a week can be saved if jockstraps are washed rather than new ones bought every week.

``We have to explore every possible way of saving but this is an unusual route. The players thought I was joking when I first told them about the jockstraps,'' said Ball, a member of England's 1966 World Cup-winning team.

Ball has accepted a 15,000 pounds ($24,560) annual pay cut as part of the savings drive. The entire playing staff have been ordered to return club cars and mobile phones.

They can save even more if they don't wash them

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