Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right." - Rome, July 22, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"It's now 22 minutes past 8:30."
— WKAT (Miami) radio personality Lynn Russell
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#68 The longest one syllabled word is "screeched".
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A. Polaroids
 
 


Crash Spills Eight Tons Of Beer On Highway

By: PhantomPublished: 02/28/1999
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

ZURICH (Reuters)
Eight tons of beer spilled onto a highway linking the Swiss cities of Basle and Zurich Friday after two trucks crashed head-on.

The entire load of beer from one of the trucks cascaded onto the road after the accident and police closed the highway toward Zurich, the Swiss news agency SDA said. The driver of one of the vehicles was injured and taken to hospital.

Damn, why wasn't I there

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Got Beer?
  • Canadian Beer
  • A New kind of Beer
  • The beer drinker
  • Bursting beer bottles biggest beef in China
  • Jet Crushes Trucks On Runway
  • He Lifts Beer Keg With His Whiskers
  • Beer Poop
  • Beer abuse
  • Beer Goggles
  • Beer commercial
  • Beer Poop review
  • Beer Nuts
  • Beer Goggles
  • Beer Goggles, The Game
  • Beer Goggles, The Game
  • The Beer Song
  • Root Beer float
  • Beer Goggles - LADIES
  • Beer Goggles - MAN

  • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    Well U SUCK (0 replies)
    started by antman
    (08.31.2000 6:18:58 AM EST)

    HAHA

    I AM FIRST (0 replies)  
    started by walkie
    (07.01.2000 3:45:06 AM EST)

    HAHA

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    S.t. Patrick's Day Drug Bust
    On St. Patrick's Day, Ohio cops seized crack ...
    05.10.2008

    Man Convicted Of Sending Penis Photo By Phone
    BERLIN- A 21-year-old German man has been convicted ...
    04.18.2008

    Toe-licking Robber Gets Probation
    MINNEAPOLIS - A man who robbed a woman of her keys ...
    04.09.2008

    You Think You Got A Painful Job?
    If you think, for one second, you’ve got a bad job ...
    04.08.2008

    Rate This!

    2.95 Goofballs of 5
    178 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Nude Man In High Heels Causes Lockdown
    McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's ...
    06.25.2007

    Mom Teed Off By Urinating Drunk Golfers
    OAK RIDGE, Tenn. - A mother teed off by drunken golfers ...
    06.24.2007

    Grandma Finds Condom In McDonald's Bag
    WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A grandmother was alarmed ...
    06.23.2007

    Man Arrested For Driving Golf Cart Drunk
    In the spirit of golf season ... I was actually surprised that this wasn't Roger.
    06.04.2007

    Two Years Ago
    Kids' Show Host Fired Over 'Technical Virgin' Video
    The PBS Kids Sprout network has fired the host of "The Good Night Show" after learning she had appeared in videos called "Technical Virgin."
    07.25.2006

    And Why the Hell Do They Need Uniforms?
    Dennis FitzSimons, the chief executive of the company that owns the Chicago Cubs, said today that staff reductions would be needed to bring costs in line with other properties in the Tribune Co. portfolio.
    07.19.2006

    Aussie Woman Swallows 320 Condoms Full Of Drugs
    A woman who police allege ...
    06.29.2006

    Lightning Kills Motorcyclist
    A motorcyclist died after he was struck by lightning while riding in rush hour traffic between Denver and Boulder ...
    06.22.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Austin Powers: International Man of...

    Goofball Facts
     
    The most common speed limit in the U.S. is 25 m.p.h.