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Monica Turns Down Book Deal

By: JSkillsPublished: 02/05/1999
 
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It was reported today that Monica Lewinsky turned down a huge offer from Judith Regan of the renowned New York Publisher Simon & Schuster stating reasons of "distaste" since Regan also published "Private Parts" , by Howard Stern.

The Simon & Schuster deal, rumored to be close to $4 million, is likely to be the most legitimate mainstream deal Lewinsky will be offered, taking into account the reason she is in the public eye.

As far as finding Howard Stern distasteful, I personally find this ridiculous given that the only claim to fame Ms. Lewinsky has is providing the President with oral gratification, inventing new cigar smoking techniques, and being spotted in various hotels and restaurants tearing up the house jumbo hot fudge sundae.

Furthermore, Stern was one of the few people in the public eye willing to go out on a limb and proclaim that Clinton and Ms. Lewinsky should be simply left alone. Now, she is on his bad side - a place I think we'd all rather not be.

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    started by tattoocouple
    (06.26.2000 4:39:53 PM EST)

    does anyone think that Monica can actually write ?

    And who would actually read it anyway ?

    duh is this for real ?

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