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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
 
 

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Bob Dole and Viagra?

By: PhantomPublished: 03/02/1999
 
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WASHINGTON (Reuters)
Former presidential candidate Bob Dole, who helped test the anti-impotence pill Viagra, now appears in an advertisement sponsored by the makers of the drug and urges people to get help for the problem.

Dole, who had prostate cancer surgery in 1991, does not specifically endorse Viagra in the advertisement, which was launched this week. Instead, he tells people to see their doctor and gives a number for the U.S. Urological Foundation.

Pfizer said Dole was being paid for the ads but it would not disclose the amount involved.

``When I was first diagnosed with prostate cancer I was primarily concerned with ridding myself of the cancer, but secondly, I was concerned about post-operative side-effects like erectile dysfunction, ED, often called impotence,'' Dole says in the ad, which carries a Pfizer logo at the bottom.

``It's a little embarrassing to talk about ED, but it's so important to millions of men and their partners that I decided to talk about it publicly,'' he adds.

Pfizer spokeswoman Pam Gemmel said Friday the company had asked Dole to do the advertisement after he announced on a television show last year that he had taken part in tests on Viagra and was happy with the drug.

``He represents courage and has a willingness and passion about talking about the importance of the condition, seeing your doctor and involving your partner,'' said Gemmel.

Dole is an outspoken advocate for screening and early detection of prostate cancer and other serious medical conditions affecting American men.

He said in an interview with ABC's Good Morning America Thursday he decided to do the Pfizer advertisement in a bid to make more people aware that impotence could be treated.

Dole said he had been laughed at by some people for his role in the campaign. ``There's a giggle factor. I've heard all the Viagra jokes. I've been the butt of many of those jokes. But my view is that that may go with the territory.''

Viagra has been one of the world's best selling drugs since it was launched last year. To the estimated one in 10 men who suffer from impotence it offers new hope of a normal sex life.

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