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MOSCOW (Reuters)
A man set himself ablaze after three
piglets he had bought fell ill and died, Russia's
RIA news agency reported Tuesday.
The agency said the 30-year-old man, from the southern Siberian
region of Altai, was so distraught after
the piglets' death that he drank a large amount of vodka, soaked
himself in spirit and set himself on fire.
His wife and children put out the flames and the man was rushed
to hospital, where he was in critical
condition with second and third-degree burns, RIA said.
A Russian who drinks a large amount of vodka. Nope, don't see any stereotypes here.
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