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I Lost My What?

By: PhantomPublished: 03/04/1999
 
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PARIS (Reuters)
A young Frenchman who was knocked off his moped failed to notice he had lost his left arm until he made it back to his village some 10 km from the accident scene, the police said Tuesday.

Olivier Faure, a 21-year old from Laragne in the southern Alpine region, was hit by a car in the village of Upaix early Sunday morning. The driver fled and the shaken Faure set off for home on foot before getting a lift from a passing motorist.

It was not until his mother removed his jacket that he noticed his left arm was gone, police in the southeastern town of Gap told Reuters.

The emergency services returned to find the missing limb by the side of the road. It was packed in ice and flown by helicopter along with its owner to a hospital in Marseille, where it was sewn back on.

The car driver, said to be a local, was being held by police.

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