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Don't Play With Gas

By: PhantomPublished: 03/06/1999
 
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ANKARA (Reuters)
- A Turkish truck driver trying to melt frozen diesel fuel in his fuel tank Thursday lit a fire underneath it -- with predictable results.

The Anatolian news agency said fire crews eventually put out the blaze started by Nazim Canturkas he tried to get his vehicle moving after an overnight stop on a mountain pass.

The agency quoted officials as saying he had used a "very dangerous technique" of overcoming the problem of freezing fuel.

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