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Gov. Jesse Ventura Puts Foot in Mouth

By: PhantomPublished: 03/06/1999
 
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ST. PAUL, Minn. (Reuters)
Gov. Jesse Ventura apologized Thursday for saying the streets in Minnesota's capital city, St. Paul, must have been laid out by a band of drunken Irishmen.

The remark, made during an appearance earlier in the week on "The Late Show with David Letterman," was a joke in keeping with the nature of the show, the one-time pro wrestler told a news conference.

"If I offended anyone I apologize," he said. "It's a show of comedy ... that's the light in which I did the show, to go on there and have fun."

"The city of St. Paul is a tremendous city," he added.

Ventura told Letterman that compared to neighboring Minneapolis, where he grew up, "Whoever designed the (St. Paul) streets must have been drunk. I think it was those Irish guys. You know what they like to do," he added, pretending to toss down a drink.

At Thursday's news conference, Ventura said his feeling about St. Paul's streets went back to the days when he wrestled at the city's Civic Center and, in trying to beat the crowds out, invariably made a wrong turn in looking for the freeway.

His remark upset some Irish and Irish-American residents of St. Paul. The City Council retaliated by passing a resolution Wednesday saying the streets were designed and named "to keep wrestlers and other undesirables out...this plan is obviously not working."

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
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    he's a good comantator in the XFL.

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    started by TheBulldawg
    (01.18.2001 7:21:03 PM EST)

    After being a WWF wrestler, starring in movies like 'Demolition Man' and 'Preditor', Ventura should be America's next president!!!!!!

    I'm a fast motherfucker, Let me tell u 'bout it sucker, If u fuck with me, I'll fuck ur mother. Your sister too, and your best girlfriend.

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    Go Jesse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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