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Don't Mess With Magilla

By: PhantomPublished: 03/07/1999
 
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JOHANNESBURG (Reuters)
Fleeing from police, Isaac Mofokeng ran blindly into the local zoo and jumped over a low wall into one of the enclosures. Big mistake.

For the pen belonged to Max the gorilla, who did not appreciate the sudden invasion of his privacy.

"The first thing the gorilla did was rip my jeans and bite me on the buttocks," Mofokeng told a Johannesburg court Wednesday. "I thought my last hour had come."

Max became a folk hero in July 1997 when he helped apprehend Mofokeng as he ran from the police after allegedly finding a firearm outside a house and scaring the homeowners with it.

Mofokeng denies 11 charges including housebreaking, robbery and, separately, malicious damage to Max.

In the enclosure, Max pinned the fleeing man against his wall and kept guard even after Mofokeng shot him in the chest with the pistol, the Citizen newspaper reported Thursday.

"Max then dropped me and I fell into the water. (He) ran around and became violent, grabbed me by my right leg, swung me around and threw me against the wall and I became dizzy," Mofokeng told the court.

The trial continues.

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