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Pager Get Man 90 Minutes In Chair

By: PhantomPublished: 03/07/1999
 
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NEW YORK (Reuters)
When William Brown's pager sounded in Manhattan Criminal Court Thursday, Judge Paul Feinman reacted by having Brown handcuffed to a chair in the corner of the courtroom for 90 minutes.

Feinman had repeatedly warned people in his courtroom about noise, a court spokesman said.

``Courtrooms are impossible to preside over and conduct business in a dignified way unless members of the audience are quiet and that includes beepers going off,'' David Bookstaver, a court spokesman said. ``The judge took this action to restore order to his court.''

Feinman had Brown released when he returned from a 90-minute lunch break and reprimanded him for not turning off his pager.

Brown, 54, of Cliffside Park, New Jersey was in court to answer charges of criminal mischief in connection with an incident in midtown Manhattan last November. His case was not heard Thursday.

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