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A Costly Pie in the Face

By: PhantomPublished: 03/08/1999
 
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SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters)
- Three activists convicted of battery for creaming San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown with cherry, pumpkin and tofu pies last year were sentenced Wednesday to six months in county jail.

San Francisco Superior Court Judge Ernest Goldsmith said he levied the maximum possible sentence for a misdemeanor battery charge after the pie-tossers declined probation.

The three members of the Biotic Baking Brigade, which seeks to make political points by hurling pastries at the prominent, were found guilty of battery last month for their attack on Brown during a news conference on Nov. 7, 1998.

In sentencing the defendants -- dubbed the "Cherry Pie Three" by local media -- Goldsmith said they must "learn to use other methods to get their message across to the government."

The hot-tempered mayor, who brought down one assailant himself, suffered a sprained ankle and a bump on the knee in the melee that erupted after the pies were tossed, while one of his assailants, 28-year-old Rahula Janowski, had her clavicle broken when she was tackled by an onlooker.

The Biotic Baking Brigade fights in the name of the environment and the homeless. Past targets of their pastry-throwing have included the executive director of the Sierra Club, a Nobel prize-winning economist and the director general of the World Trade Organization.

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