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is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
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BRADENTON, Florida.
- Former funeral home director, Paula
Albritton, 45, was found guilty of abusing a human body after
she cut the hand from
a corpse as part of a voodoo ritual. The
left hand of Willie Suttle was found on the bank of the Manatee
River and was identified by fingerprints. When his body was
exhumed, dolls and notes were found in his coffin. Albritton
said she performed the rituals to protect her business.
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