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Don't Vacuum Up Mom!

By: JerryRiversPublished: 03/11/1999
 
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TRURO, England - A woman convicted of leaving her mother lying on the floor for a week and even vacuuming around the elderly woman's body, was given a suspended jail sentence. Isabella Pearce, 62, died in a hospital two days after a doctor visited the home and found her lying propped against a doorway. Benita Pearce, 33, pleaded guilty to manslaughter. She testified that her mother, who suffered from rheumatoid arthritis, often collapsed and remained on the floor for several days. The judge suspended a 2-year jail term because Miss Pearce is in the early stages of a crippling disease, thought to be multiple sclerosis. It was reasoned that suffering from MS at the time of the maltreatment of her mother affected her reasoning functions. When Miss Pearce called the family doctor, she told him she had difficulty getting the vacuum around her mother.

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    started by bat
    (07.18.2000 10:13:55 AM EST)

    suprises me the stupid bitch even vaccumed (British ya know)

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