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Q: What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A: A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
SPRING HILL, Tenn.
- Boyd Kelly, 39, was so incensed when
his car died on him that he pulled out a military assault rifle
and shot it. The sight of the man firing the
AK-47 at the empty
car startled motorists. "I understand he unloaded three 30-round
clips into the vehicle," Sheriff Enoch George said. Kelly told
police he was angry at the 1988 Oldsmobile for quitting on him
just after 10 p.m. Saturday. Kelly was charged with a weapons
violation and freed on $2,500 bond.
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UMMMM.......
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started by
Shiningkid
(10.02.2000 11:13:18 PM EST)
I wonder if the car just stalled???
If so I feel sorry for the poor thing. hahaha.
Think of it this way "Girls think as 2*2=4,and guys think as 2+2=4" both equal the same but.....? Exactly!!! :)
yeah
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started by
psuedobeans
(09.23.2000 3:43:38 AM EST)
good 4 him
i hate everything and you, you dick
cool
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started by
midimaster2277
(08.17.2000 11:02:09 PM EST)
if i could down load it
STRESS!!!!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.10.2000 3:36:00 PM EST)
This is what happens when you get sick of this hell called life.
Hmmmmmm
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started by
anomaly
(08.06.2000 5:26:28 PM EST)
I wonder if we could maybe get this approved as the official way to retire lame-ass lifelong fucking POLITICIANS??? You know...you get sick of the politician's shit, you just OPEN FIRE.
Well......
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started by
toadwart
(07.20.2000 11:33:26 PM EST)
Everybody likes fucking something, but that's quite a unique fetish you've got.....
But don't worry, I'm sure there are some guns out there that like fucking humans.
...ribbit...
blah blah
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.21.2000 6:03:43 PM EST)
i like fucking guns
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