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Thrill-Seeking Teens Dunk Tampons In Vodka

By: JerryRiversPublished: 03/12/1999
 
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HELSINKI - Some teen-age Finnish girls are experimenting with tampons dipped in vodka as a way of catching a buzz without parents detecting boozy breath, an anti-drinking group claims. The group has received reports of girls using alcohol-soaked tampons, hoping the alcohol would then enter their bloodstream. High alcohol consumption in Finland is sometimes a source of embarrassment for this conservative country, with many worried more liberal liquor laws introduced in recent years have increased drinking among young people.

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    WHY? (0 replies)
    started by LEGI0N
    (09.28.2000 5:33:33 AM EST)

    fukin mad yokes!!! stikin em up there nackers??? for fuk sake,
    why cant they bang up on gear like everyone else?

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    what?????? (0 replies)
    started by rj28103
    (08.05.2000 8:26:37 AM EST)

    did they catch a buzzzzzzzz??????

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    started by beanhead
    (07.02.2000 0:20:24 AM EST)

    What the Fuck?

    I believe that if all the world leaders came together and rolled, there would be no war...Please correct me if you think I am wrong...

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