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Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A: A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
ATHENS, Ohio — A professor and two Ohio University students upset with a ban against couches on outside porches
said they have enough signatures to put a couch referendum on
the November ballot. The City Council banned the couches after
the anti-couch crowd complained they were unsightly and
attracted vermin. Neurobiology Professor Scott Hooper, 42,
called the vote "a bunch of elitism and mean spiritedness. It
just made me furious." Couches on porches are an essential part
of student culture, he said.
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