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"But we will bring the weapons and, of course—we will bring the information forward on the weapons when they find them. And that will end up—end all this speculation. I understand there has been a lot of speculation over in Great Britain, we've got a little bit of it here, about whether or not the—whether or not the actions were based upon valid information. We can debate that all day long, until the truth shows up." —Bush, unwavering in his certainty that one way or another WMDs will appear in Iraq Source: The White House, "President Bush, Prime Minister Blair Discuss War on Terrorism," July 17, 2003
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"Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listento on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was..."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#213 The largest ball of twine in the US weighs over 17,000 pounds.
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so ugly she puts on her makeup in the dark!
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Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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 School Of Hard Knocks... To The Knoggin | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 03/20/1999 | | |  |
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WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. -- High school student, Jalise
Salvatto, 16 may go to prison for up to seven years for
bashing
her pregnant teacher in the head with a hammer. Ms. Salvatto
attacked her social studies teacher Dawn Jawrower, hitting her
twice with a carpenter's hammer. Jalise said she was angry
because Mrs. Jawrower had gone to her parents about her poor
grades, causing her to miss the prom. Mrs. Jawrower, who
suffered a fractured skull, said that she has almost fully
recovered and that her baby, a boy now 3 months old, is fine.
She has returned to teaching in another school. Miss Salvatto
pleaded guilty to assault. "I feel really bad for what I've
done," she said, weeping. "I felt worse when I found out you
were pregnant. If I could take it back I would, in a second.
...I just want you to forgive me."
— Like being pregnant should make the
difference.
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