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OAKLAND, Calif. — A woman has been arrested for
lighting her 7-year-old son's shirt on fire because he
was
misbehaving. Catrina Simms, 29, was arrested and jailed for
assault with a deadly weapon. The boy suffered second- and
third-degree burns on the left side of his stomach and back.
"It's just disturbing, plain and simple it's unbelievable," Sgt.
Arturo Bautista said. Ms. Simms was returning from a party with
her two young sons and her sister when she burned the boy. Ms.
Simms slapped the boy while they were in the car. "At some
point, the mother takes out a lighter and lights his shirt on
fire," Bautista said. The boy ran into his aunt's home, where
somebody put out the fire and Ms.Simms later surrendered.
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mama mia
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started by
ACoral
(03.22.2001 10:23:38 AM EST)
who would do that to a child?
Let's party like it's...
sic
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started by
TB606
(07.08.2000 6:04:35 PM EST)
now that's a sic bitch
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