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#5 Camels have 3 eyelids.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
A 20-year-old man in Thisted, northwestern Denmark, who bought a
condom from a vending
machine in a bar got his finger stuck in
the dispensing mechanism.
Other bar patrons tried to help, but to no avail. The machine
was transported to a repair center -- with the man still
attached.
At least he didn't think the machine could put the thing on
for him too.
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