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Former Dept. of Transportation Inspector
General Mary Schiavo resigned from her post after criticizing
the
Federal Aviation Administration for lax airport security
practices and
inadequate cargo screening.
To dramatize what she has been
telling the
press, she packed a "suspicious" looking suitcase, checked it
in, and
then did not board the flight where it was loaded.
But
officials at
Port Columbus (Ohio) International Airport intercepted the bag
and,
when an X-ray showed it contained electronic parts and wires,
they
evacuated the concourse and closed the runway for several
hours.
Schiavo blames the airport for overreacting, claiming "It
is pretty
clear that the intent was to make a scene." (AP) ...Funny,
that's what
everyone's saying about her publicity stunt.
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