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By: PhantomPublished: 03/31/1999
 
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The lone air traffic controller at Bournemouth airport in southern England knew he had a few minutes to go get himself a cup of coffee before the next plane arrived.

But Greg Fanos, 39, fell down a flight of stairs instead, breaking his ankle.

"Crawling back to the tower was only two or three yards, but it seemed to take forever," he said. Long enough, in fact, that two planes had arrived.

Unable to raise the tower on the radio, they went into a holding pattern until Fanos could get back upstairs.

Guess they never heard of having a backup, if they hear the audio clip below, I think they would change their minds.

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    started by Eris7
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    old article.. I get to be first anyway, lol

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