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  • "And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003
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    Motorist Ticketed For Sex Drive

    By: PhantomPublished: 04/07/1999
     
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    JERUSALEM (Reuters)
    Drivers beware: unsafe sex is a punishable offence on Israel's highways.

    Police said they had ticketed a driver for driving recklessly while he had sex with a hitchhiking woman he picked up.

    ``I saw a naked girl sitting on the driver and they were having sex,'' a prison guard, who was driving along the same coastal highway, told Israel's Maariv newspaper.

    The guard, who saw the car zigzagging along at a speed of 40 kph (25 mph), signaled the couple to pull over beside the road and called traffic police who arrived to find them still naked.

    Police said the driver told them: ``While driving I became attracted to her. She was a pretty girl and I forgot myself.''

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    Well (0 replies)
    started by Spikeball
    (05.02.2001 2:37:04 AM EST)

    If youre gonna get a ticket might as well make it worthwhile...

    Supercede all Doubt

    Great Stuff!!!! (0 replies)
    started by thediex
    (04.09.2001 2:24:34 AM EST)

    I only wish there was a pic!

    Oh well back to school for me!

    deefus (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.02.2000 5:52:03 AM EST)

    lucky bastard, I'd love to get a ticket like that instaed of the ones I do get! IUt would make the fine so much less of a pisser.

    hello (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.20.2000 9:08:37 AM EST)

    i`m very happy to find this site
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