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Man Wins Lottery Drinks Himself to Death

By: PhantomPublished: 04/08/1999
 
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BONN (Reuters)
An unemployed German, celebrated in the popular press as ``Lotto Lothar,'' drank himself to death after winning $2.2 million in a state lottery, a newspaper said on Friday.

``Too Much Vodka'', ran the headline in the popular Bild newspaper, announcing the death from cirrhosis of the liver of the unnamed 52-year-old from the northern town of Hanover.

His first purchase after hitting the jackpot four years ago was a $200,000 Lamborghini sports car, but his drinking cost him his driving license. His marriage broke down but his wife was at his bedside as he died and inherits $1 million, Bild said.

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    started by gumball6911
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    don't let this be you.

    never,never,never.... play the lotto.

    Keep both feeton the ground and both hands towdard the bears.

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