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Man Rescued From Flagpole

By: PhantomPublished: 04/10/1999
 
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ZURICH (Reuters)
A helicopter rescued a Swiss man stranded atop a flagpole, alpine rescue service Rega said.

Rega, better known for saving stranded mountaineers in the alps, flew in to pluck the man from the 135-foot pole in the town of Oensingen in the northern canton of Solothurn.

The man, ``an experienced alpinist'' according to Rega, was sent up the pole to make repairs and got stuck after rain made the descent too dangerous. His position was complicated by the pole's location on top of a castle. The man was finally flown safe but chilled to a nearby hospital.

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