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LONDON (Reuters)
World famous circus trainer Mary
Chipperfield was fined $12,030
after being
convicted of beating a baby chimpanzee with a riding crop after
it refused to go to bed.
About 200 animal rights protesters hurled bananas and abuse at
61-year-old Chipperfield as she left the court
with her husband Roger Cawley, who at the same hearing was fined
about $600, for cruelty to an elephant.
Chipperfield was convicted in January of 12 charges of cruelty
to animals after admitting that she hit the chimp,
called Trudy, because it refused to go to bed.
Cawley, a
zoo inspector, was found guilty of causing unnecessary
suffering to an elephant, after admitting
whipping one to see ``how sick it really was.''
The court heard evidence that elephants in his care sometimes
were shackled for 24 hours a day.
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