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TORONTO, Canada — A condo resident in Miississauga, Ont.,
came home with a bag of cement to do some
repairs on his
driveway. He stored the bag in his garage till needed. His
12-year old son discovered the bag, thought it was cool stuff
and proceeded to feed the family kitten with a mixture of wet
cat food and cement.
The kitten died within hours on the kitchen floor with a belly
hard as rock. The kid, afraid of being found out, shoved the
kitten into the waste disposal unit in the kitchen sink. After
supper, the mother turned on the unit and a fragment of cement
from the cat's belly
hit her squarely in the forehead. With a
yelp, she collapsed onto the floor while the husband ran into
the kitchen and looked into the waste disposal unit. Another
fragment of cement went through his left eye into his brain.
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Sniff sniff
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started by
barryb
(04.22.2001 7:47:36 PM EST)
This smells like BULLSHIT
bb
Thats one cool cat
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started by
sted5
(04.22.2001 6:21:39 PM EST)
I wonder what its name was ?
Crazy Cat Story
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started by
cheeseball
(04.22.2001 7:38:27 AM EST)
If this is true, then truth is far more bizarre than fiction.
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
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