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"I had the opportunity to go out to Goree Island and talk about what slavery meant to America. It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America. America is what it is today because of what went on in the past." —Bush, commenting on the significance of slavery in America's past Source: White House, "Remarks by the President to Embassy Personnel, Leopold Sedar Senghor International Airport, Dakar, Senegal," July 8, 2003
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"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I canask him what he meant."
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#213 The largest ball of twine in the US weighs over 17,000 pounds.
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so ugly she puts on her makeup in the dark!
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Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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 Burgers, Fries, Cocaine To Go? | | By: Phantom | Published: 04/25/1999 | | |  |
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NOVATO, Calif. (Reuters)
The night manager of a Marin
County Burger King was arrested for
allegedly using the
drive-through window to sell an item
definitely not on the menu -- cocaine.
Lt. Dennis McQueeny of the Sheriff's Department in Marin County,
just north of San Francisco, said that Sadik
Sufi was arrested after undercover officers observed
drive-through drug sales taking place.
``He'd put (the cocaine packet) in a cup of ice and hand it
out,'' McQueeny said. ``Some people clearly chose to
get a hamburger while they were at it.''
Police arrested Sufi, 26, and a Burger King customer, and
charged them with the alleged drug transaction.
McQueeny said police believed Sufi had been using the
restaurant's drive-through window for drug sales for
several months, noting that nine ounces (252 grams) of cocaine
had been found in the restaurant safe.
Sufi, who has past drug violations, is being held at the Marin
County Jail and bail has been set at $40,000,
McQueeny said.
Talk about your diversity in fine dining
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