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School Warns Students About 'Naked Mile'

By: PhantomPublished: 05/01/1999
 
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. (Reuters)
University of Michigan officials are urging students to keep their clothes on next Tuesday night and avoid participating in a nude spring jogging ritual known as the ``Naked Mile.''

University President Lee Bollinger, in a letter to students this week, said he is concerned the annual even could lead to assaults, excessive drinking and nude pictures showing up on the Internet.

``I hope you will take seriously my recommendation not to participate and understand the spirit in which it is offered,'' said Bollinger.

As many as 1,000 men and women are expected to disrobe and make the mile-long run April 20 while another 10,000 spectators line campus and city streets to watch.

Started 13 years ago to celebrate the last day of classes, university spokeswoman Julie Peterson said the event became dangerous and unruly two years ago when the crowd of onlookers became so large that runners were forced to slow down into a walk, making them easy prey for gropers and video cameras.

The event has become so well known it is widely promoted on several Internet sites, which offer information and publish photos from previous Naked Mile runs.

``We've said to students, 'we would really hate to see these at your Senate confirmation hearing','' Peterson said.

Peterson said the university's biggest concern is for the safety of students. The school plans to have volunteers offering shirts for people who want clothes, and Ann Arbor police will enforce open container laws.

Every year there are a number of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct complaints, and last year a nude woman was found unconscious on the steps of the university art museum, Peterson said.

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