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Airline Apologizes For Squirrel Slaughter

By: PhantomPublished: 05/02/1999
 
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AMSTERDAM (Reuters)
KLM Royal Dutch Airlines apologized for forcing over 400 imported ground squirrels to their deaths in a shredder at Amsterdam's Schipol airport.

A KLM spokeswoman said the airline's cargo unit had thrown most of the consignment of 440 squirrels, which were bound for Athens from Beijing, into a type of shredder commonly used by the poultry industry to kill birds.

The animals were killed under orders from the Dutch agriculture ministry because they lacked the proper import and health papers, KLM said earlier this week amid a public outcry over the slaughter.

``Though on formal grounds the action taken was correct, KLM admits to having made a grave mistake on ethical grounds,'' the airline said in a statement.

``The company fully endorses the criticism expressed by the general public and various organizations in the Netherlands.''

The employee directly responsible for the killings had been suspended, KLM said. He was right to obey the ministry's order but had ``made an incorrect assessment of the solution.''

About 20 squirrels had escaped while they were being moved to suitable cages and were on the run, KLM said.

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    Oh my ... (0 replies)
    started by mott923
    (05.04.2001 3:09:45 PM EST)

    ...THE question remains:
    what was the fate of these creatures if they DID make it to their destination which, may i remind you, was Bejing!!! I think maybe...

    Emperor's Suprise

    1. heat wok on high
    2. add peanut oil(natural accompanyment to squirrel)
    3. stun, skin, and de-bone 440 ...

    complete recipe to follow...

    If this happened in America... (0 replies)  
    started by BriRedfern
    (05.02.2001 12:22:38 PM EST)

    The employee that was suspended would definitely be sueing somebody....

    I smell like a hippy in this outfit......

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