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Cooler Full Of Cash

By: PhantomPublished: 05/04/1999
 
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MIAMI (Reuters)
Authorities rushed to a Miami-area hotel this week after a guest's cooler flipped open in the lobby and spilled $2 million in cold, hard cash.

U.S. Customs agents said they were called to the hotel in the suburb of Miami Springs after a guest passed through the lobby pulling a small luggage cart carrying a large cooler.

The luggage cart suddenly broke, sending the cooler crashing to the floor. Its lid opened, and -- as shocked hotel workers watched -- plastic-wrapped bundles of $20 bills littered the ground.

The guest picked up the bundles and returned to his room while hotel workers called police.

When officers arrived, they found the money under the guest's bed. Questioned about the cash, he reportedly said he was not its owner and had no idea how it had gotten under his bed.

Suspecting the money might be linked to drug smuggling, Customs officials seized the cooler's contents and have been working since to investigate its origin.

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    So that's where it went.... (0 replies)  
    started by BriRedfern
    (05.04.2001 2:33:01 PM EST)

    I asked some 7' tall albino guy to watch that cooler two years ago.... All those hot summer days selling lemonade on my street corner for nothing....

    I smell like a hippy in this outfit......

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