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Escapee Pops Back To Jail For A Visit

By: PhantomPublished: 05/06/1999
 
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WELLINGTON (Reuters)
There were red faces in the New Zealand prison service when an escaped inmate from one prison visited his wife at another jail without being recognized.

The Dominion newspaper revealed Saturday that Cass Mei, 29, on the run from Rangipo Prison since last November, visited his wife, Renee, in an Auckland jail in February.

Prison authorities were unaware they had an escaped inmate under their noses, the newspaper said.

The fugitive's daring prison visit only came to light after police recaptured him, briefly, last month. Mei escaped again when he outran prison guards while in hospital with a supposed dislocated knee and asthma, The Dominion reported.

Mei was serving a jail term for theft, fraud and burglary while his wife was imprisoned for fraud.

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    Bloody Kiwis! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.06.2001 8:44:33 PM EST)

    NZ prisons do not deter crime, as they have amenities for inmates which make their "stay" comfortable.

    People (0 replies)  
    started by chenzo
    (05.06.2001 8:12:39 AM EST)

    Hey police & prison guards are people too. So they are nincompoops. they're everywhere

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