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Principal Gets Stoned - Students Arrested

By: PhantomPublished: 05/09/1999
 
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JOHANNESBURG (Reuters)
More than 100 South African high school students were arrested after they beat and held captive their principal in a dispute over reductions in the teaching staff, public radio reported Thursday.

The head of the school, close to President Nelson Mandela's rural home in the Transkei region, was released by pupils only after a plea from a police negotiating team.

He was rushed to hospital with severe injuries.

``He is in a very bad state. He was pelted with stones and beaten with sticks,'' reporter Stan Mzimba of the Daily Dispatch newspaper told the radio.

The reporter said the students would appear before a local court later Thursday on charges of kidnapping, assault with intent to do grievous bodily harm and public violence.

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    Since when in the hell (0 replies)
    started by DeaddyBear
    (05.09.2001 6:30:22 PM EST)

    do students care enough about staff reduction!

    Yeah........thats right biatch, I am the man!

    Hey I got stoned (0 replies)  
    started by sted5
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