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LONDON (Reuters)
British transport officials
decided
the vehicle number plate V14 GRA was too rude to be seen on
the road when they realized it resembled the name of the
anti-impotence drug Viagra.
The Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency was puzzled when
hundreds of people began inquiring about buying the
number plate, with some offering up to 25,000 pounds ($40,280)
for it, newspapers reported Tuesday.
``We kept getting asked for V14 GRA and to start with the
penny didn't drop,'' the agency's marketing manager Byron
Roberts was
quoted as saying.
``We realize this is a number which would really stand out,
but we've decided it's not suitable for release.''
Newspapers said many of the would-be buyers were believed to
be women wanting a saucy present for their
husbands or boyfriends.
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.21.2001 1:44:10 AM EST)
I can't believe this. It's not like the plate spells out anything like "Medically Assisted hard-on". No. Just Viagra. They'd have had coniption fits over a NY State license plate I saw the other day. It read "Stew Gots". If Maybe some of you haven't seen "The Soprano's" lately, it's a close approximation of an Italian swear word. Ha, ha.
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