"I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them." Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2000
Random Quote
"Deep inside, I'm so ... I mean, I'm so sensitive." — action star Jean-Claude Van Damme
Snapple Facts
#77 No piece of paper can be folded more then 7 times.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
One Liners
Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A. Because it scares the dog.
MADRID (Reuters)
Five women protesting NATO action in
Yugoslavia startled people
lining up to pay their taxes in
Madrid by stripping naked in front of them.
The taxpayers who headed to the tax office probably expected
nothing but a long wait to fulfill their fiscal responsibility.
But they were surprised by five women who stripped off their
clothes and, covered in nothing but some brown paint,
demonstrated against NATO air strikes in Yugoslavia and actions
in Kosovo by Yugoslav President Slobodan
Milosevic.
Accompanied by other protesters, the women held signs calling
for peace and shouted slogans against Milosevic and
NATO, state radio reported.
After 15 minutes of protest, they put their clothes back on
and were escorted out of the building by security guards.
Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Top 10 April Fool's Pranks From television revealing that spaghetti grows on trees to advertisements for the left-handed burger, the tradition of April Fool's Day stories in the media has a weird and wonderful history.
04.01.2007
This Explains A Lot More than 60 percent of Britons use items such as screwdrivers, scissors and earrings to remove food from between their teeth, according to a survey published Friday.
05.13.2006
Model's Blonde Moment A supermodel fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an exit door for a toilet door ...
05.12.2006
Foot Fetish Freak Finally Caught A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the New York subway over the last three years ...
05.11.2006
