"There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me."-On the coming Social Security crisis; Wilton, Conn.; June 9, 2000
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"I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time." — Mike McCormack, coach of the hapless Baltimore Colts after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis (1981)
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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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WARSAW (Reuters)
A rock star who bared his backside to
a music awards show audience that included Prime
Minister Jerzy Buzek and his wife has been fined for indecent
exposure, press reports said.
Krzysztof Skiba, the leader of the rock group Big Cyc, was
fined $308 by a Polish court for his gesture at the event
last February before a crowd of several thousand at the city's
main sports and entertainment arena.
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hee hee hee
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UNCLESLAM
(05.24.2001 6:45:50 PM EST)
I know a girl who saw the lead singer of INXS masturbate on stage in Philly. Hee hee hee. Rock stars have so much power.
Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.
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