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Nap Proves Costly To Gas Station Attendant

By: PhantomPublished: 05/25/1999
 
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MADRID (Reuters)
A poorly timed nap taught a Spanish gas station attendant the high price of falling asleep on the job.

When customers drove into the gas station in the northeastern city of Tortosa in the pre-dawn hours and saw the attendant had nodded off, they decided to fill up their cars and call their friends to do the same.

The fuelling frenzy ended $1,000 later when police grew suspicious after seeing a long line of cars in front of the station.

"One of our patrol cars went in to fill up and saw the long line which was odd at that time," a spokesman for the Catalan regional police told Reuters Wednesday. "The officers went in and woke the man up but a lot of people had already come and gone."

Adding insult to injury, the employee was arrested because he was wanted by police on another matter.

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