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Runaway Train Takes 500 For A Ride

By: PhantomPublished: 05/28/1999
 
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BUENOS AIRES (Reuters)
An Argentine train without a driver but with 500 passengers on board rushed out of control through six stations in Buenos Aires before a guard managed to stop it at the last station on the line.

The driver had got off the train to check the electric door closing system but a guard, not noticing his absence, closed the doors and the train took off. A passenger in the first wagon saw a man running alongside the train trying to jump on board.

``He was running but not shouting. How was I to know he was the driver and that the train had started without him?'' Veronica Rienzi told reporters.

When the train did not stop at any station and began gathering speed, some passengers started screaming. Others went to the driver's cabin to try to put the brakes on.

``There were scenes of panic. 'Let's go to the rear wagons,' someone shouted,'' said Rienzi.

Finally, just feet (meters) outside the last station on the line, one of the guards on board managed to stop the train.

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