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Couple Dies After Having Sex In Hearse

By: PhantomPublished: 05/31/1999
 
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MEXICO CITY (Reuters)
A young Mexican couple sneaked into a back of a hearse to have sex but died from carbon monoxide poisoning while sleeping off their tryst because they left the motor running in order to have air conditioning, authorities said Monday.

The deaths occurred in the provincial state capital Campeche, about 550 miles east of Mexico City on the Gulf of Mexico, the state-owned news agency Notimex reported, citing Campeche state prosecutors.

Jose Agustin Noh, 23, an employee of the Perez Diaz funeral home in Campeche, and Ana Maria Camara Suarez, of unknown age, met in the hearse parked in a warehouse Saturday.

Their bodies were found by a funeral home employee a day later, Notimex said, after the woman's mother initiated a search because her daughter was missing.

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    What?!? (0 replies)
    started by mstryoda
    (06.01.2001 12:45:17 PM EST)

    I am just curious about why some mexicans would do such a thing. Hmmm...N/M

    Location, location (0 replies)
    started by beckdaddy
    (02.01.2001 4:28:14 PM EST)

    Didn't have far to take the bodies, did they? I wonder if the boy's family got his commission??

    Beckdaddy out.

    GOOD! (0 replies)  
    started by MaDB0Mb3r420
    (06.19.2000 9:22:45 AM EST)

    fuckin dumbshit wetbacks.

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