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Teacher Who Stripped In Class Arrested

By: PhantomPublished: 06/09/1999
 
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters)
Los Angeles police have arrested a teacher who allegedly stripped in front of his class of nine- and ten-year-olds.

Alarmed parents flocked to El Sereno elementary school demanding an explanation of the incident Wednesday in which children spoke of the 46-year-old substitute teacher hyperventilating as he took his clothes off.

The teacher, whose name has not been released, was taken to a hospital for medical and psychiatric checks before returning home.

The school sent notes home with children apologizing for what it called the "clearly inappropriate behavior" of the teacher.

But police Thursday decided his behavior was a "criminal act, not the result of a medical condition" and decided to arrest him. It was not immediately clear what charges he faced.

"No children were hurt and that I'm very happy for. But that doesn't change the situation that it's something that will upset us for a long time," school principal Corby Alsbrook told reporters.

Some of the 30 child witnesses told police the teacher took off his pants and asked girls in the class to touch him. Others described him as having some kind of seizure or hyperventilating.

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    What the hell? Cut his balls off!!!!!!!!

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