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I Stress You To Death

By: PhantomPublished: 06/14/1999
 
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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (Reuters)
A Florida woman was charged with provoking the anxiety-induced death of a 65-year-old neighbor during an argument, investigators said.

Joelle O'Neill, 41, was arrested Thursday on charges of second-degree murder in the September 1998 heart attack death of her neighbor, Julia Osmun.

Forensic investigator Bill Pellan said O'Neill indirectly killed Osmun by provoking an anxiety attack that aggravated Osmun's existing heart problems.

Witnesses told police the argument started when O'Neill wished Osmun "Good afternoon" and Osmun snubbed her. When asked why she had not returned the greeting, Osmun replied with a racial slur, the witnesses said.

O'Neill then grabbed Osmun's glasses and threw them to the ground, struck Osmun several times, pushed Osmun into the dirt and then exposed her buttocks toward Osmun, witnesses told police.

Osmun got into the car of a friend who had just pulled up and told her about the attack, records show. She initially declined medical help, but changed her mind a few minutes later, crying out, "Take me to the doctor ... I'm dying."

She died of a heart attack shortly afterward and the death was eventually declared a homicide.

"There wasn't actually trauma directly leading to the death. But had (Osmun) not been involved in this incident, she might be alive today," Pellan told the Palm Beach Post.

O'Neill was arrested at the Palm Beach County Jail, where she was already serving a sentence on cocaine charges.

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