Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce."--Quebec City, Canada, April 21, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I drink to make other people interesting."
— George Jean Nathan
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#122 A duck can't walk without bobbing its head.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so old her tits give off powdered milk.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
 
 


Huge Withdrawal for 16 Year Old

By: PhantomPublished: 06/17/1999
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

TORONTO (Reuters)
At an age when many teenagers are just opening their first bank accounts, a 16-year-old Toronto girl was busy robbing them.

When Toronto police finally caught up with the female bandit, who had committed a string of robberies in just one month, they were shocked at her age.

"It's unusual. We had females committing bank robberies but not this young," said Toronto detective John DeCourcy Thursday.

Police arrested the teen-ager, who has been charged with eight counts of robbery, shortly after holding-up a downtown bank with an adult accomplice late last week.

Besides a penchant for robbing banks, they said the teen-ager appeared normal -- she has a clean record and still lives at home with her family.

However, she and another 16-year-old male became willing recruits of a 27-year-old man who gave them lessons on how to pull off near-flawless bank robberies.

With no disguise and clad in a sweater and pants, she would politely show the bank-teller a hold-up note. Once given the booty, she would flee to where the adult accomplice waited outside and divided up the money.

"He picked people who were vulnerable and were easily swayed. The young people said they needed money," DeCourcy told Reuters.

In all, the group made off with about C$5,000.

Police said they would have caught her sooner if it wasn't for the Young Offenders Act provision that bars them from publishing a picture or description of a suspected young offender.

"I'm glad we were able to bring the case to an end and hopefully assist the young people to get back on track," said Decor.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Speed up your Internet connection by 200%
Related Links
  • Bank Robber Arrested for Urinating in Public
  • Obedient Robber Gives Bank Teller ID Card
  • Bank Robber
  • Accused Bank Robber Drops Name
  • Bored Bank Guard Behind Bomb Hoax
  • Woman Lands $700K In Bank SNAFU
  • Fake Bank Manager Arrested
  • Money in the Bank
  • A Botched Bank Robbery
  • Pharmacy Robber Gets Cash, Viagra
  • Robber Picked By Victims
  • The Sperm Bank
  • A trip to the bank
  • Let's Go To Bank One Ball Park
  • Lone Gunman Robs Three Banks in 25 Minutes
  • Robbers Pitch Stolen Tent Next To Owner
  • Drivers May Run Red Lights To Avoid Robbers
  • Tyra Banks My Angel
  • Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 14, 2000
  • Blonde Criminals

  • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    joke (0 replies)
    started by stonedbastard
    (11.24.2001 10:37:32 AM EST)

    sucks

    joesph christner

    Join the club (0 replies)  
    started by coupe
    (10.24.2000 7:26:03 AM EST)

    Join the club... We all need the money.. If I knew I could get away with it I would do it too...But i'm getting better at it!!! Only the dum ass would stay home wondering what to do!!! SO give me the money!!!!!

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    S.t. Patrick's Day Drug Bust
    On St. Patrick's Day, Ohio cops seized crack ...
    05.10.2008

    Man Convicted Of Sending Penis Photo By Phone
    BERLIN- A 21-year-old German man has been convicted ...
    04.18.2008

    Toe-licking Robber Gets Probation
    MINNEAPOLIS - A man who robbed a woman of her keys ...
    04.09.2008

    You Think You Got A Painful Job?
    If you think, for one second, you’ve got a bad job ...
    04.08.2008

    Rate This!

    3.03 Goofballs of 5
    134 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Montana State Trooper
    Some drunks get all the good stories! ...
    05.03.2007

    Hey Buddy, Are You Stoned?
    OCTOBER 11--The mother of a two-year-old Wisconsin ...
    04.26.2007

    Top 10 April Fool's Pranks
    From television revealing that spaghetti grows on trees to advertisements for the left-handed burger, the tradition of April Fool's Day stories in the media has a weird and wonderful history.
    04.01.2007

    Robbing The Cradle On Credit (Old Lady Really Gets It)
    An 84-year-old woman who confessed to having sex with an 11-year-old boy in her foster care reached a deal with prosecutors and pleaded ...
    03.17.2007

    Two Years Ago
    Hair-Raising Beethoven Piece
    Beethoven composed many enduring symphonies, but now ...
    05.15.2006

    This Explains A Lot
    More than 60 percent of Britons use items such as screwdrivers, scissors and earrings to remove food from between their teeth, according to a survey published Friday.
    05.13.2006

    Model's Blonde Moment
    A supermodel fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an exit door for a toilet door ...
    05.12.2006

    Foot Fetish Freak Finally Caught
    A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the New York subway over the last three years ...
    05.11.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Top Selling Music

    Goofball Facts
     
    A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.