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STOCKHOLM (Reuters)
A Swedish drink producer was
urging Swedes to knock
back a new concoction called
Niagara to liven up the libido.
Producer Nordic Drinks described the blue colored fruity soft
drink Niagara as Scandinavia's only sex drink, with its bottle
boasting the brew promises "good staying power."
"With soft porn films in the 1960s and 1970s Swedes became known
for their sexual freedom," said Nordic Drinks' managing director
Stefan Nero.
"Now we want to return to these days again and Niagara can lead
this as a product that stands for
energy, humor and sexual
urges."
The company said the drink -- whose name rhymes with
anti-impotence drug Viagra -- contains herb extracts that
reawaken sexual urges.
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