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MEXICO CITY (Reuters)
A rash of attacks by
blood-sucking vampire bats
prompted authorities to declare
quarantine
alerts in northern Mexico, official news agency Notimex reported
Friday.
Roxana Avitia Talamantes, head of disease prevention in the
border state of Chihuahua, told reporters three small towns had
been placed under special watch because of rabies fears after 15
attacks by vampire bats this year, Notimex said.
"In the hot season, like now, it's dangerous for inhabitants of
the mountainous areas, especially (for) those walking about at
night
near woods or where there are caves," Avitia Talamantes
said.
The state official said a 6-year-old child died earlier this
year from rabies after being bitten by one of the bats.
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