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Don't Nag Me!
By: Anonymous
Published: 07/09/1999
Pretoria, South Africa - The psychology profession was rocked after renowned marriage counselor, Dr. Cedric Wayne crossed over the edge while treating a bickering couple. The husband, fed up with his wife’s unrelenting verbal assault
began slapping her. Dr. Wayne, instead of intervening to stop the assault leapt out of his chair and charged across the room and proceeded to beat the stunned wife as well.
"She’s the most annoying woman I’ve ever been around. No husband should be subjected to nagging like that... that woman’s mouth was driving me crazy," said Dr. Wayne.
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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
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SlytazJC
(06.25.2000 8:50:39 PM EST)
I don't know what the hell this is supposed to be good for, but it reeks.
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