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Human flesh is yummy.....
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briredfern
(07.06.2001 10:05:33 AM EST)
And I should know, I justv got through eating my left foot. It was stringy, yet savory.....
I smell like a hippy in this outfit......
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I smell like a hippy in this outfit......
