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LONDON (Reuters)
: British Airways said a
recorded
emergency message had been inadvertently played during a flight
to Philadelphia -- the second such incident in as many months.
A company spokesman said the recording, played on a Boeing 777
flight from Heathrow to Philadelphia Sunday, was cut off
immediately and passengers stayed calm.
"The tape was accidentally set off. All it said was 'This is an
emergency announcement'," the spokesman said. "It was
inadvertently played because of a technical problem. A button
was pressed to
activate another function."
"The passengers were very calm and relaxed. The cabin director
immediately apologized and on arrival they were given a letter
of apology," he added.
A similar incident occurred in April, when passengers flying
from San Francisco to London were warned their plane was about
to crash into the Atlantic. The airline gave each of them a box
of chocolates as an apology.
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